Apple Juice

"Oh hell yes. It's like fucking Christmas up in here"

Apple juice is a food item in the Minestuck mod (Obviously) FREAKING MINESTUCK ARSENAL HOW HARD IS THIS?!? and can be found in many dungeon chests and created in the crafting table. To break from formalities, it's a piece of garbage. It's the Sweet Bro Hella Jeff of food items and Strider would certainly be proud. It gives you precisely half of one food, hamstick thingamabob and it give zero saturation, like most beverages.

It is crafted like a torch, with an apple instead of coal and a glass bottle instead of a stick. All you have to do is put an apple on top of a glass bottle and do a bit of crafting magic. Except instead of four torches, you get one bottle of apple juice. After all, you only used one bottle to craft it! Why would you get four?

First row: Apple

Second row: Glass bottle

Keep in mind, if the apple is directly above the bottle, with a difference of one row and zero columns, you're good to go, but otherwise it wont work. When in a 2x2 crafting grid, all you gotta do is make sure the apple's on top and they're both in the same column. In crafting tables, you gotta pay more attention to keep those puppies together: apple directly on top of the glass bottle. There's 72 possible ways to put an apple and a glass bottle together in a vanilla crafting table, and only six of them are gonna work. To clarify, this is the crafting table formation, as in this is the recipe for crafting tables only. In the 4-slot crafting grid in your inventory, there's only 12 ways to put the two together, and 2 of them will work: that's way better odds. Even a monkey is twice as likely to get it right that way! But don't even get me started on those bigger crafting tables that some mods add. Just keep it simple, stupid. I intend to go into excessive detail and by god there is no way you can stop me!

To alchemize with the Alchemiter you need 14 Build grist. Thats about it. Automate away, my friend!